I take Meds-" why?" you may ask. " You seem so normal". My Meds help me fool all of you unsuspecting morons. If I don't take my Meds then heads would roll.
Don't get me wrong homicide is not a past time that I enjoy, but watching heads roll- the geyser of blood from the stump, the flailing arms of surprise and desperation would make me laugh. Decapitation would tickle my funny bone. Providing hours of memories on which I could ruminate.
Spinal trauma aside- the fact that you received retribution, and I was able to vindicate my cause, would be worth the dry cleaning bill.
If your being a meanie- off with your head.
You bump into me on the street like I'm invisible- Saturdays in Highland Park- off with your head.
Make a scene at my expense- off with your head.
Not give me the tender loving care I want and deserve- off with your head.
And I will do the Mexican hat dance around your fleetingly animated corpse.
Again I would enjoy this it would make me warm and tingly inside. I would experience an orgasm rivaled only by eating Crunch and Munch in bed while watching Lord of the Rings.
That is why I take my meds. That is why I comply with the protocol that has been prescribed to me by doctors.
So of course I seem normal- that was the plan. Be glad you can't effect me with your infantile observations, be glad you still have your head.
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