Sappy songs

Isn't funny how the quintessential love songs are written by men- the same species that regards sentimentality of women as weak nausea ting. Song singers and writers like John Mayer, Jerome Kern, Smokey Robinson and the dudes from Coldplay wrench the hearts strings of women everywhere in every era- and yet once they have those strings in their grasp they don't know what to do with them- so they tie them to rocks and toss them into crevasses un-surveyed by humans. Crev-Asses infested with confusion, innuendos, in securities, doubts, irrationality and falsehoods.
How do you responsibly handle strings of a woman's heart? Well you tie them to your own of course- so if someone's going down- everybody goes down- its only fair. Maybe dudes will think twice before the profess their love, introduce you to parents, siblings, and co-workers if their hearts were tethered to their prospective victims. Perhaps that would provide incentive to be rigorously honest and to form healthy boundaries in the preliminary stages of relationships. Therefore if the situation goes awry you can severe the connections with scissors not acetylene torches. Acquiring minor scraps and cuts, avoiding third degree burns, amputations and skin grafts.
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